When you reach your 70s, 80s and beyond, the highway sign “Reduce Speed When Wet” takes on a whole new meaning. Only twice in the past five years hav ...
The story I’m about to tell you is a true story, written with significant exaggeration in appropriate places, resulting in what I would call flexible non-fiction ...
When your kitchen table’s in the front of your house, you sit there having your morning coffee and watch all the strange things happening outside.
Believe ...
Here we guys are, every part of the human structure seniorizing at a helluva rate, and just like a ’34 Chevy, we’ve blown a few gaskets, had water leaks, a ...
Changes indeed! As an example, a few years back, I had to take a 12-hour flight to Vietnam to get a pedicure. Now, I just go two blocks down the street.
& ...
I hadn’t gone to the gym for several days, and when I finally showed up, all my buddies gathered round and wanted to know where I’d been. I told them ...
It’s interesting, not necessarily improving. For example, you can now get a degree in Deceptive Verbalization.
This gives you the ability to say or do whatever y ...
Well, I could do one of two questionable things today. I could put money in Wells Fargo or I could fly on United Airlines.
We’ve reached a point in ...
Well, we certainly know how to establish priorities. We are in serious trouble with Iran, uncomfortable difficulties with China, grave uncertainties with Russia and the ...
Why would anybody, in their right mind, take a vacation in the winter time in Minnesota? Brain malfunction is the only thing I can think of but that’s what ...
Well, thank goodness, Christmas Day is over and it only took four months to do it.
But, for most of you in December, this next item went unnoticed: Dec. 16 was compose ...
Well, the election’s over, so now we can get back to watching the “regular” comedy shows. It doesn’t matter who your choice was in this election - we ...
