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Pennsylvania will never be the same

   What I’m about to tell you here may not seem appropriate for a humor column, but believe me, this is an exception.    This year, at the end of January ...

Humor column, not required reading

   Writing a column like this is pure fun.  Unfortunately, there are those who, when they notice that someone they politically agree with is being made fun of, can&r ...

THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THE SUPER BOWL

   Well, the big game in the Concussion Colosseum in Santa Clara is all history.  Ya’ know, pickin’ a winner is like pickin’ your nose; you just n ...

Fabian fan's comments

 To Jack Fabian:  So you must be the guy who inspired the snarky letter in this week’s (Feb. 18, page A5, “Irked by humor columnist”).  Just got ar ...

Humor column

 First we got El Nino and now we got Sara Palin.  Talk about two unpredictable forces of nature. ‘Course, her objective is to support Donald Trump.  However, ...

2016, what’s in it for us?

 If I really knew what was going to happen in 2016, I’m not sure you’d want to read about it.  But here are my predictions.    They are going to re ...

WE DID IT! THE HAUL-A-DAY SEASON IS OVER

I just don’t think it’s a coincidence that ‘junk’ rhymes with “trunk.”  Ever since about Oct. 15, I’ve been haulin’ junk i ...

Humor column

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.  That play on words is meant to be humorous, but, unfortunately, it’s true. As young kids, we were told, “Never make the ...

Every day, more stuff comes out

I’m using this column as a means to announce my candidacy for president of the United States!   Why not? Everybody else is.   What difference does one more in ...

Shortage of water? Check your prostate

   Ya’ know, when you’re on the back nine of your life, you still can manage a hole-in-one once in a while but the hole is that big hole on the e ...

Today’s symbols of civilization

   Unfortunately, the world did not come to an end in February so we all got to live to see the design of the sculptor that will greet you as you approach the new Kings&r ...

Playing under pressure

  In reference to this column, you will see a photo of a football.  You’ll note of course it is marked NFL, which stands for Naturally Flat Leather.  In the ...

The strange things people do

If your last name was Oscopy, would you name your kid Colin?  That actually happened.  The guy grew up to be an engineer but his parents, if they were thinking cle ...

The road to poverty

 Every week or so, we have a bus leaving Lincoln Hills for a casino somewhere. Last week, we had one destined for Loozier Cache Creek Casino about a thousand miles west of ...

The stuff we dig up

Some construction workers in South Carolina dug up a winged fossil just off the runway at the Charleston airport.  This thing is called a Pelagorms sundersi.  ...