humor column

Beauty before age

   When you reach your 70s, 80s and beyond, the highway sign “Reduce Speed When Wet” takes on a whole new meaning.  Only twice in the past five years hav ...

If gravity fails, don’t flush the toilet

   Who’d o’ thought?  Everything in today’s world has a surprise waiting and, as you can see by the title of this article, not necessarily a pleasa ...

Don’t mess with my infrastructure

                     The big one’s pain, right!  Well, I reached the point of “impossible to handle&r ...

Attention, puppies: pick your owners carefully

   When your kitchen table’s in the front of your house, you sit there having your morning coffee and watch all the strange things happening outside.  Believe ...

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   Here we guys are, every part of the human structure seniorizing at a helluva rate, and just like a ’34 Chevy, we’ve blown a few gaskets, had water leaks, a ...

My, how things have changed

   Changes indeed!  As an example, a few years back, I had to take a 12-hour flight to Vietnam to get a pedicure. Now, I just go two blocks down the street.  & ...

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   I hadn’t gone to the gym for several days, and when I finally showed up, all my buddies gathered round and wanted to know where I’d been.  I told them ...

Being part of flood control

 Well, we certainly know how to establish priorities.  We are in serious trouble with Iran, uncomfortable difficulties with China, grave uncertainties with Russia and the ...

Just going fishing

   Why would anybody, in their right mind, take a vacation in the winter time in Minnesota?  Brain malfunction is the only thing I can think of but that’s what ...

What did we get for Christmas?

 Well, thank goodness, Christmas Day is over and it only took four months to do it.  But, for most of you in December, this next item went unnoticed: Dec. 16 was compose ...

2017: What could be coming down the pike?

Well, the election’s over, so now we can get back to watching the “regular” comedy shows.  It doesn’t matter who your choice was in this election - we ...

These guys will keep you in stitches

   Before I discuss the topic of the day, which is obviously about doctors, I must report on the most efficient organization in our country, the Post Office.    ...

God made the world; we made the mess

   A few weeks ago, the Pfizer Pharmaceutical Company, along with other pharmaceutical giants, has stated that their drugs are not to be used in the execution of prisoner ...

The wizards of the world never stop

The ex-governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, was asked by a TV production company to make a series about a court. She was very excited about this and immediately ran out and bought a ne ...

Pennsylvania will never be the same

   What I’m about to tell you here may not seem appropriate for a humor column, but believe me, this is an exception.    This year, at the end of January ...